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SPECIALITY DRINKS

Pink Grapefruit Tequila MARTINI

Dear God, what have you done? (that's what she said) This drink is original, unique, and perfect. Built upon exquisite local pink grapefruit, coupled with the finest Reposado Tequila, and jaw dropping lemon simple syrup, results in a consumable that is otherworldly. Prepared with the same precision and commitment as a classic martini, and you have experienced something that is uniquely special. Limited quantities are available, and we might lie to you that we're out to preserve our stash.

Sally O'Malley

Pink Grapefruit Tequila MARTINI

An emerging contemporary Palm Springs classic. This top-shelf margarita with a kick is a guaranteed crowd pleaser. Named after a hot, spicy, and sometimes sweet fashionista, the combination of Reposado Tequila, Tres Agave Organic Margarita mix, Ancho Reyes liquor, and fresh lime juice simply work perfectly. Experience the velvety symphony of heat and sweetness that develops into a subtle anti-establishment umami sensation. It's so good that if you don't like it, you are banned from our property and friendship (for your own safety).

Rombauer Chardonnay

Pink Grapefruit Tequila MARTINI

Rombauer Chardonnay

Truth be told, the purveyors of this fine establishment were not Chardonnay fans. Too oaky, too sweet, too weird. We were then introduced to Rombauer Chardonnay and now it's a staple. Rich and creamy (that's what she said), along with some fruity hints. It's the perfect Palm Springs aqua vida, and always available.

Hobbit Hobbler

Classic Dry Martini

Rombauer Chardonnay

A drink that was distinctly born in the desert, is seductively refreshing and shrouded in the illusion of health and vitaminic rejuvenation. In truth, the drink is dominated by a fine Tequila Blanco, concealed in flavor and immediate impact by organic lemonade and cranberry juice. These go down easy (that's what she said) and are a fine accompaniment to "it just doesn't get any better than this" occasions.

Classic Dry Martini

Tradition lives. What's in and out of fashion may change as quickly as the results of a Myers & Briggs test on a multiple personality disorder patient, but the classic dry martini transcends such trivialities. Sunday afternoons are optimal for the perfect Martini, and it's an excellent choice for the first cocktail of the evening before an fanciful steak or seafood dinner. Hendricks Gin or Chopin Vodka is expertly mixed in a shaker with quality ice, unapologetically bruised, and accompanied with a splash of dry vermouth. Add two olives, in a proper martini glass and you are complete. Key to the perfection is caring enough to shake hard and long (that's what he said), followed by a dramatic pause before completing the act with an ice cold pour.

Skipper

Classic Dry Martini

A curious and classic drink that requires a caramel color wheel to fully master. At the Skipper's core, it's a fine bourbon whiskey on the rocks. A deeper analysis reveals that the perfect proportion of bourbon and ice is limited in time and space. Drink too slowly, the drink becomes diluted, and literally pales in comparison to its former self. In this unfortunate event, house rules require the immediate discard of the drink, preferably left in place for all to see. At such time, we strive to deliver an suitable fresh replacement. Not everyone can pull off this drink performance successfully, but you won't know what you're missing if you don't try.

Tequila Manhattan

O' LORDY Gin and Tonic

For those of you not messing around, with an appreciation for the finer thinks in life, this drink deserves serious consideration. The finest Reposado Tequilia is vigorously bruised along with red vermouth and two shakes of craft bitters. Pour into a martini glass with two Luxardo cherries, and the journey begins into liquid bliss. More than two of these qualifies you for a free trip to our memory care unit.

O' LORDY Gin and Tonic

A booming laughter of a drink builds upon a classic gin and tonic recipe, with a cucumber twist. Hendricks Gin is combined with house prepared tonic water, served on the rocks, over a meticulously positioned cucumber slice. A lot can be said about this drink and it's best to simply enjoy and respect how it connects us all.

Singular Sensation

O' LORDY Gin and Tonic

Singular Sensation

This diminutive and perfectly proportioned drink exudes style and elegance, along with a warmth and brightness that is sure to elevate everyone’s day. In a proper tumbler, a fine Tequila blanco is poured over quality ice cubes, and is finished off with a deep squeeze from a lime. The drink is placed upon a cocktail napkin, gently stirred, and left to marinate, whilst a whimsical yet artfully appropriate conversation is embarked upon.

Mock MockTail

Singular Sensation

Here at the Chapter House, we care. We care enough to obsess over the diverse tastes, needs, and well-being of all of our guests. We are proud to announce our diversity and inclusion focus that includes supporting those guests who don’t want to imbibe. Try our new guilt-free drink that addresses your best intentions of being clean and sober during your visit. Our Mock Mocktail will delight your senses with the combination of soda water, citrus bitters, fresh rosemary, served over ice with a lemon twist. The experience is so refreshing and sophisticated, that you'll swear there’s alcohol in it. In all actuality, there is, with a covert amount of vodka discretely added. For those of you truly looking for an alcohol-free drink, we offer the Near-Mock Mocktail. It still has booze in it, just slightly less. If you want something with even less alcohol, be prepared to be mercilessly mocked, because we care.

Drink Up Bitches

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SPECIALITY DRINKS

Pink Grapefruit Tequila MARTINI

Pink Grapefruit Tequila MARTINI

Pink Grapefruit Tequila MARTINI

Sally O'Malley

Pink Grapefruit Tequila MARTINI

Pink Grapefruit Tequila MARTINI

Rombauer Chardonnay

Pink Grapefruit Tequila MARTINI

Rombauer Chardonnay

Hobbit Hobbler

Classic Dry Martini

Rombauer Chardonnay

Classic Dry Martini

Classic Dry Martini

Classic Dry Martini

Skipper

Classic Dry Martini

Classic Dry Martini

Tequila Manhattan

O' LORDY Gin and Tonic

O' LORDY Gin and Tonic

O' LORDY Gin and Tonic

O' LORDY Gin and Tonic

O' LORDY Gin and Tonic

Singular Sensation

O' LORDY Gin and Tonic

Singular Sensation

Mock MockTail

Mock MockTail

Singular Sensation

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